Tom MitchellWhat I’d love Apple Intelligence to actually do.I downloaded the new OS and changed my language to American US (I’m English — the ignominy!) and joined the waitlist and …Oct 30Oct 30
Tom Mitchell33 fail-safe instructions for getting noticed by your office crush, guaranteed 133% successful.1. Pretend to receive a phone call from Keanu Reeves. Speak loudly enough that the entire office believes you to be talking to Keanu…Jul 21Jul 21
Tom MitchellEvery critically-acclaimed and bestselling contemporary novel reads like this.And I’m sick of it.Jun 221Jun 221
Tom MitchellI survived the UK’s most terrifying museumBut may have scarred my children for life.May 6May 6
Tom MitchellWhat Soccer Can Teach You About Literature.“The thing about football — the important thing about football — is that it is not just about football.” Terry PratchettApr 281Apr 281
Tom MitchellNobody turned up to my book-signing. I tweeted about it. Next thing you know, I’m a bestseller*.(*Well, briefly UK Amazon’s Number 1 in Dystopian Fiction for Children)Apr 1827Apr 1827
Tom MitchellI was attacked by a poltergeistIt wasn’t exactly like the horror films would have you believe.Apr 31Apr 31
Tom MitchellSecrets of the InboxDecoding the Cryptic Language of Email Subject LinesMay 22, 2023May 22, 2023
Tom MitchellA week ago, I finally quit Twitter. This is what I’ve achieved in that time.A couple of times a day for the past week, I’ve accessed Twitter through my work account. I search for @cakesthebrain and “Tom Mitchell”…May 1, 2023May 1, 2023
