What I’d love Apple Intelligence to actually do.I downloaded the new OS and changed my language to American US (I’m English — the ignominy!) and joined the waitlist and …Oct 30Oct 30
33 fail-safe instructions for getting noticed by your office crush, guaranteed 133% successful.1. Pretend to receive a phone call from Keanu Reeves. Speak loudly enough that the entire office believes you to be talking to Keanu…Jul 21Jul 21
Every critically-acclaimed and bestselling contemporary novel reads like this.And I’m sick of it.Jun 221Jun 221
What Soccer Can Teach You About Literature.“The thing about football — the important thing about football — is that it is not just about football.” Terry PratchettApr 281Apr 281
Nobody turned up to my book-signing. I tweeted about it. Next thing you know, I’m a bestseller*.(*Well, briefly UK Amazon’s Number 1 in Dystopian Fiction for Children)Apr 1827Apr 1827
I was attacked by a poltergeistIt wasn’t exactly like the horror films would have you believe.Apr 31Apr 31
A week ago, I finally quit Twitter. This is what I’ve achieved in that time.A couple of times a day for the past week, I’ve accessed Twitter through my work account. I search for @cakesthebrain and “Tom Mitchell”…May 1, 2023May 1, 2023
